All I wanted was some Chinese take out but NOOOOOO. AJ & Rogan, and no UPS for the Swedish Chef.

Learn it, live it. There’s a wrong way and then there’s the LFMidwood way to do things; like order tacos. No really. Its a thing.

The Midwood Files has been “enlightened”. New LED’s duh. Whatdya think I meant?!

#MAGA2020 Lookin’ good! Hope you didn’t get caught in the latest Twitter purge. Whatdya know… Jews CAN be useful!