Happy St. Patrick’s Day! There’s whiskey, music, news and Muslims. And there’s WHISKEY.

Vote for Andrew Yang and vote for him again 15 minutes later. WTF?! Is there an Asian conspiracy to keep LF Midwood from doing his laundry?

All I wanted was some Chinese take out but NOOOOOO. AJ & Rogan, and no UPS for the Swedish Chef.

Learn it, live it. There’s a wrong way and then there’s the LFMidwood way to do things; like order tacos. No really. Its a thing.