Midwood is still stuck in the ’80s, only better. Also, news about women, rights, guns and Virginia. Not all in one place hopefully, cuz ya know, women.

LF does hair bands. (The music not the accessory). And Gwyneth Paltrow body parts as candles. That’s it I’m un-hiding the rum and playing “Everyone’s Gone To The Moon” by Jonathan King over and over.

The Midwood Files with no swearing or racial epithets. Or, Is Midwood just talking shit again?

The Midwood Files moving into the new year as quietly as possible. So piss off and have a good one!