Here at the Midwood Files by the authority vested unto ourselves by ourselves, we hereby cancel the election. You can’t cancel us cuz we cancelled you first and besides we’re invisible.

Its Halloween and if you don’t listen to this show, the souls of your loved ones will go to the bad place and you also have to give us free stuff.

Hunter Biden is now officially barred from The Magic Garden because smoking The Chuckle Patch was not an option.

Adventures in audio-video land again; we’re sorry that the ginormous amount of moolah that was spent on equipment is wasted trying to stream on a platform that rhymes with ‘ron’ only starts with a V.