Midwood complains about drinking tepid coffee while freely admitting he’s pretty sure his prosecutor is the only one he’s ever been truthful with. He’s also a little worried about our President. Listen to the show and get all judgy.

OK so the highest authority figures in the land want the citizens of said land to follow laws, not lie, cheat or STEAL, along with giving us inalienable rights. Did something in the Constitution Of The United States get cancelled and we missed it? OH and you can READ IT here.

Here at the Midwood Files by the authority vested unto ourselves by ourselves, we hereby cancel the election. You can’t cancel us cuz we cancelled you first and besides we’re invisible.

Its Halloween and if you don’t listen to this show, the souls of your loved ones will go to the bad place and you also have to give us free stuff.