The Midwood Files are happy to announce that we’re all doomed and the virus may or may not be a conspiracy between China, Bill Gates, and whatsherface with the turban. We also really don’t care. Have a nice day.

Happy Friggin Thanksgiving from The Midwood files. I forced The Producer to watch A Very Brady Christmas tv special on your behalf. She says you can’t have any pie now.

Midwood complains about drinking tepid coffee while freely admitting he’s pretty sure his prosecutor is the only one he’s ever been truthful with. He’s also a little worried about our President. Listen to the show and get all judgy.

OK so the highest authority figures in the land want the citizens of said land to follow laws, not lie, cheat or STEAL, along with giving us inalienable rights. Did something in the Constitution Of The United States get cancelled and we missed it? OH and you can READ IT here.