We’ll have pizza with a side of conspiracy please. This is still America and I can have whoever I want for breakfast. (I already told you I took my meds how much proof do you need?) Don’t be touching my cheese.

The Midwood Files wonders: ARE we being controlled? Are we an experiment? As the old poster says: “Sure you can trust the government, just ask a whale or an Indian.” Or an Essential worker or a U.S. Citizen or anybody other than a politician.

The Midwood Files would like to offer you a vaccination from the complications of death from Stupid-2020 by implanting earbuds into the side of your head so that you never miss an episode of this show. (You’ll never ‘un-imagine’ that one. Sweet dreams and pass the egg-nog.)

If you think all the latest news regarding the Biden investigation and China is fiction then you’ll want to be the first to sign up for the vaccine that makes you forget 2020 even existed. That’s right genius, its real. Its ok though. We don’t believe in you either.