We here at The Midwood Files are all about enabling in a good way; especially if you’re a cat. We’ve come to accept that we’re here to serve them. No masks, no treats i.e. Taco Bell or massive amounts of candy from Walgreens. (Dr. Fauci is a damn shapeshifter tell me I’m wrong.)
The Midwood Files February 21, 2021
For all those green energy pricks badmouthing Texas right now we can only say, “Bless your hearts!” And, the Cuomo Brothers opening soon at a strip club near you. Also available for commission sales out of the back of your truck.
The Midwood Files February 14, 2021
Midwood is back from adventures in transit land. Please send him lots of love in the form of listening and sharing this show because he totally truly suffered for his art here. OK so riding the bus stinks and causes pain ya know?! All donations of candy and booze go to The Producer. (I know what you’re thinking.)
The Midwood Files February 7, 2021
The Midwood Files will return next week at its regular time.
But this week, LF Midwood is actually having a nice time with a good friend far away from reactionary people like you who immediately probably thought something was wrong but its not because not everything is about you so piss off and listen to last week’s show again. ~ The Producer