The latest fashion of identifying as whatever the fuck you want is not at all what we mean when we talk about Halloween as a lifestyle. Are you sure you want to be like ‘everybody else’ when everybody else doesn’t know what they are but can only prove it by traumatizing people who don’t want to know or care? Now see what you’ve done?! Got The Producer all riled up. I’m now going to go practice my artistic skills and California dream a bit. Allow me to be paid to exist or I’ll spit in your stupidity flavored latte. (Blue is not a flavor.)

Midwood thought he did it right the first time. I couldn’t agree more. He’s doing it again anyway.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you’re high. …tra la la la la la la, tra la la la la la la. One banana two banana oh fughet about it.