Could having too many choices in for instance; orange juice, influence one’s mental health for good or for ill? Midwood declares his intent to immerse himself in a new culture, mainly Mexican. Now if I can only get him to roll his ‘arssss’. (Please don’t share the picture you just got in your head right now.)

Midwood tries to make sense out of nonsensical events, but it doesn’t go well. At least he has the Ramones.

And you wonder why we’re anti-social; ok so not anti exactly, but in the yearbook it says ‘most likely to avoid pretty much everyone.’

You didn’t think you knew everything about Midwood did you? I love it when he gets all worked up.