The Midwood Files asks prayers, love and gratitude to the families who have lost their loved ones in Afghanistan.

Midwood forecasts a storm ahead, literally and otherwise. I offered to tie him to a pole so he won’t get blown away but he just gave me ‘the face’. Whatever.

Could having too many choices in for instance; orange juice, influence one’s mental health for good or for ill? Midwood declares his intent to immerse himself in a new culture, mainly Mexican. Now if I can only get him to roll his ‘arssss’. (Please don’t share the picture you just got in your head right now.)

Midwood tries to make sense out of nonsensical events, but it doesn’t go well. At least he has the Ramones.