When you get all moody and gloomy, just do what we here at The Midwood Files do; listen to The Grateful Dead and think about Elvira’s boobies.

Getting paid to exist is the new stickin’ it to the man. Oh wait, nobody is doing either of those anymore. Please pass the pomme frites. (look it up on your free internet peasant.)

911 We Remember.

There are many things we don’t want to hear, but that’s how evil grows, by being ignored.