And you thought you’d gotten away with not hearing about our Thanksgiving holiday? Be grateful, be happy and usually just be quiet if you can’t manage that. BAZINGA bitches!

The Midwood Files wishes every single one of you a very happy and blessed Thanksgiving this year. We are truly thankful for ALL of you. But those of you who used to shower with your turkey just to save some time can stop it now. Yeah please stop.

Thanking ALL Veterans for their service to America and others who love democracy. Wondering why the idiots who protest and burn it down here don’t realize what they have to live up to. Don’t get it? Ask a U.S. Veteran.