The Midwood Files are not feeling well. We’re dealing. Go do something to piss off the government.

Today we attended the funeral of beloved Uncle George F. Haray. Thank you all for your prayers and well wishes. We are grateful that he shared his life with us, and are humbled by his Naval service to our Country.

The Midwood Files needs the nite off to fix the aliens in the machine. We tried, its broken.

The Midwood Files has melted in a heat wave, we’ll try again next week. Stay cool and hydrated ya’ll!