LF Midwood and The Producer present the 6th Anniversary of The Midwood Files show. Its scary cuz its Halloween and for a variety of other reasons we just don’t talk about anywhere but on the internet. (Yeah I know. I see that look on your face.)

On this episode of the Midwood Files: Some relevant news and-learn the dif between The Grateful Dead and the GD COVER BAND, or the Producer will leave candied spiced grasshoppers in your Halloween bag cuz she saw it on Iron Chef. (They’re real and hot AF and yeah I’ll do it.)

The Midwood Files would like to give you a very effective mantra. Write this 100 times every day for 30 days in your journal (because keeping a journal is what they teach the kids to do in school promising to never show it to their parents. Yeah I know. I digress again.) Anyhoo – “You can’t trust the government. You can’t trust the government.” and so on. Better yet, listen to the show over and over.