Midwood talks health stuff, and may have actually found the secret to world peace: “just accept it, drop into gear and do it.” Your new mantra: “Be the thing.” Just don’t say the word ‘mantra’ around Midwood. He might punch you in the neck.

Things that didn’t happen: any end times apocalypse ever, global warming (cuz there’s a movie sequel), and things that should happen like teenage girls sent out into outer space. They would be on their phones anyway so who would notice?!

Midwood got probed! But that’s what happens when you go to the hospital. They fixed him so no worries, but we don’t wanna do THAT again thank you!

Midwood talks DHS, Social Media purges, being a white nationalist, and brisket. Antifa isn’t getting any.