Midwood has a new acquisition he wants to show, but not tell how he got it. (At least the funny smell is gone.) I’ll be in my Tardis if you need me. Its the one with the MAGA sticker on it.

Dear Social Media Megalomaniacs,
We here at The Midwood Files have noticed that you are becoming less and less social. We think you are being very rude and that you should apologize and behave yourselves. We’re taking away your delete key during this time out while you sit in the corner and think about yourselves.

Can’t Buy Me Love OR an honest election. Views on the latest ‘house party’.

We’ll have pizza with a side of conspiracy please. This is still America and I can have whoever I want for breakfast. (I already told you I took my meds how much proof do you need?) Don’t be touching my cheese.