Sometimes the only thing you can do is stop helping and try not to die from an alien skin eating disease. Or, you could just read the news. Either way, the word ‘ewwww’ will be involved. Gimmie my Ramones and STFU.

The Midwood Files are back from NY. No cats were injured in the process.

IN PERSON with the man himself John Lightning!

It was live and um, well, awesome… lets just say not for the timid. OH GROW UP!!!