Vote for Andrew Yang and vote for him again 15 minutes later. WTF?! Is there an Asian conspiracy to keep LF Midwood from doing his laundry?

All I wanted was some Chinese take out but NOOOOOO. AJ & Rogan, and no UPS for the Swedish Chef.

Learn it, live it. There’s a wrong way and then there’s the LFMidwood way to do things; like order tacos. No really. Its a thing.

The Midwood Files has been “enlightened”. New LED’s duh. Whatdya think I meant?!