The Midwood Files would like to offer you a vaccination from the complications of death from Stupid-2020 by implanting earbuds into the side of your head so that you never miss an episode of this show. (You’ll never ‘un-imagine’ that one. Sweet dreams and pass the egg-nog.)
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The Midwood Files December 13, 2020
If you think all the latest news regarding the Biden investigation and China is fiction then you’ll want to be the first to sign up for the vaccine that makes you forget 2020 even existed. That’s right genius, its real. Its ok though. We don’t believe in you either.
The Midwood Files December 6, 2020
The Midwood Files are happy to announce that we’re all doomed and the virus may or may not be a conspiracy between China, Bill Gates, and whatsherface with the turban. We also really don’t care. Have a nice day.
The Midwood Files November 29, 2020
Happy Friggin Thanksgiving from The Midwood files. I forced The Producer to watch A Very Brady Christmas tv special on your behalf. She says you can’t have any pie now.