The Midwood Files is always happy to share the most personal (and gross) details with our listening family. In other words, you can’t unhear things. Every time you hear the word Tequila now…

When you get all moody and gloomy, just do what we here at The Midwood Files do; listen to The Grateful Dead and think about Elvira’s boobies.

Getting paid to exist is the new stickin’ it to the man. Oh wait, nobody is doing either of those anymore. Please pass the pomme frites. (look it up on your free internet peasant.)

911 We Remember.